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Online vs. Print vs. Critic vs. Reviewer
The Christian Science Monitor has tackled the question of online vs. print film critics/reviewers with faithful reportage on the predictable levels of eyebrow furrowing and...
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The Film That Launche... Never Mind (Updated, Now With More Loathing!)
Had the good fortune of Dunetchka volunteering to babysit this afternoon. Decided to see "Troy," because it was supposed to be, if nothing else, a...
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Anvil of Stars, Firefly, Sopranos, etc.
I just finished Greg Bear's "Forge of God" and "Anvil of Stars." The first is an end-o'-the-world novel in the tradition of "Footfall" with a...
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O.k., Quentin... We're Even
Alison's visiting folks babysat while Al and I went to the movies last night. We went to see Kill Bill Volume II after a little...
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Filthy Lives!
Happy to see a comment on an old entry noting that the Filthy Critic is back in business after hanging it up for a while....
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Movie "Yay!"
*squeeeaaallll* "Henry Fool" is on DVD! I should have blogmarked this, but it's a red letter day for me. Definitely "above the fold" news....
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Every Man a Murnau
In the past few days I've been reading up on the digital video scene, which includes a lot of forays into online reviews of...
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"Fetching Roy"
As promised, a documentary of our trip to retrieve Roy from the vet: "Fetching Roy" (5:49, Quicktime, ~20MB) There's also a smaller version: (5:49,...
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RotK Note
Spent Wednesday afternoon standing in line for or watching "Return of the King" on the Lloyd Center big screen. It rocked my world, and it...
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Feeding the Troll
Sometimes a work of trollery needs to be acknowledged. Take, for instance, San Diego Union-Tribune film critic David Elliot, who really hated "Return of the...
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Ranking the Guest Mockumentaries
Recently finally got around to seeing "Waiting for Guffman", rounding out my viewings of the mockumentaries with Christopher Guest somewhere in them. IMDB purists...
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Fundamentalist Galactica
Continuing the post-Galactica web-crawl is this interview between Ron Moore, who wrote the Sci-Fi remake, and the maintainers of Cylon.org, a Galactica fan site. Moore's...
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CattleCar Galaxica
Just wrapped up a viewing of the second half of SciFi's "Battlestar Galactica" with the obligatory web crawl to fan sites. Every generation needs...
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"A Man and a Woman"
Saw "A Man and a Woman" in class tonight. French. Sharp look from woman next to me when I snorted as the lovers ran toward...
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The Glued Towers
Just finished a viewing of "The Two Towers" (after whetting our appetites with "The Fellowship of the Ring" yesterday). As I'd hoped when I made...
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Saved for Thanksgiving
If Polytropos has it right, it's a tragedy that my recently purchased "Two Towers" special edition is still sitting in the shrink-wrap. On the...
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One More and I'll Quit Harping
Me: And the so-called "religious allegory." Oh! She's named "Trinity!" It must be a fucking allegory. News flash: I can name a pair of...
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Triumph of the Will
Sam just told me he hasn't bothered to go see "The Matrix Revolutions" and probably won't. Why didn't I think of that?...
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No Wonder the Reviewers Hate It
Roger Ebert makes a compelling case for Gus Van Sant's "Elephant" in the face of a chilly general reception: "Of course a movie about a...
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True That
"Reason" takes its shot at "Matrix Revolutions": "When critics comment on the Gnostic-conspiracy genre, they usually cite the novelist Philip K. Dick as its patron...
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The Matrix: Revolting
"The Matrix Revolutions" was an enervating, noisy mess that left me wondering whether any amount of improvement to the content could have overcome the trainwreck form. But only long enough to realize I was too disappointed to care.
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Matrix Devolutions
Yow. It looks like "Matrix Revolutions" might be a disaster. The Slashdolts are having a mixed reaction, Salon's just plain turned off (mandatory ad...
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Lost in Translation (2003)
"Lost in Translation" gives us a better-and-better Bill Murray, and a great soundtrack, too.
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Kill something, anyhow.
Back from the cheap show of "Kill Bill." After "Jackie Brown," I thought Quentin Tarantino had perhaps grown up a little. In fact, I almost...
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All You Can Eat
At some point in the past year, I picked up the habit of renting or borrowing entire t.v. series seasons. I think it started when...
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Commence Quivering
The trailer for "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" went up earlier today. If your affections for Peter Jackson's films remain unsullied...
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Underworld Schmunderworld
Back from a trip to see "Underworld," the movie that had White Wolf's knickers in a twist over possible copyright infringement. It was flatly awful....
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The Death of the Director
"Lights, Camera, Action. Marxism, Semiotics, Narratology" is some moderately entertaining squawking about the rise of film theory in film schools, and the rarified language...
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Why The Wachowski Bros. Lost Two of My Dollars
Well, I dropped the whole "review anything and everything viewed" schtick a while back, but I'm coming back from the theater pleasantly buzzed this evening,...
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Death of a Critic
The Filthy Critic is Dead, Matt Weatherford is Not, reports Ben Garvey. Shame that Filthy's gone. If you never got to know him, here's an...
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Hey! You Put Your Garou in My Ventru!
"You could say he was a brave man. Hell... you could say he was a bicycle. See? You could say just about anything you...
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Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Back, as Phil noted, from a week on vacation in assorted places including Yellowstone National Park. Part of my first day back was spent...
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when the wind blows...
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon were among those celebrities singled out for special criticism for having the gall to take advantage of their status...
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Low Hanging Fruit
Michael B. sent a link to a story about "The Matrix" driving people to crime. It includes a comment from Lawrence Fishburne: "There is no...
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Mr. Hall, Your Men... Are Already... Dead.
So, a while back a certain prominent site I was editing ended up getting owned because we didn't patch the SSH CRC-32 bug in...
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Three O'Clock High (1987)
Haven't written up many movies for a while but I caught "Three O'Clock High" over the weekend and feel like mentioning it: I think...
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Sub-tul Flos'fee
Slashdot links to the first Matrix Reloaded review. Highlight of the Slashdot item is the poster, who says "What I liked most about the original...
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The New Canon Redux
Couple of mails re: the new film canon make more comment useful: The sample group on which the author draws isn't some etablished critical...
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The New Canon
What's up with the film canon? According to this article: "...Casablanca and Citizen Kane don't matter so much anymore, even if you think they...
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Spirited Away
Spirited Away is getting a wider theatrical run in the wake of its Oscar win. This isn't so much a review as a "if...
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The Intersection of Folk Art and Kitsch
Here's a gallery of hand-painted, promotional posters for movies: The site explains that the posters were "born from the need to advertise small-scale mobile...
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From Portland With Love, The Student Who Came In From The Rain, etc.
Well, the term's almost over. The most interesting class (at least in terms of how much information was imparted or factored in across a...
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M Butterfly (1993)
M Butterfly started life as a reasonably successful Broadway production written by David Henry Hwang. The play concerned itself with the sorts of issues raised...
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In Like Flint (1967)
James Coburn is a genius in this movie, a parody of Bond flicks that features a plot by feminist beauty salon owners to take over...
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Cinema Suits
Irritated by the ten minutes worth of ads they have to sit through before a film starts, people are beginning to sue: "One of...
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Bullets of Love (2001)
Wow... sort of a "Solaris meets The Killer" deal from Hong Kong. When a cop and his prosecutor girlfriend put away a crime lord,...
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Bamboozled (2000)
"Scabrous" seemed to win the sweepstakes for favorite critical descriptive when Bamboozled came out in 2000. From there, consensus broke down as reviewers struggled with...
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The Great Escape (1963)
Take every vintage tough guy from Coburn to Bronson, stick them in a German POW camp, and give them three hours to get out,...
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Shellhead
Before Wolverine captured the hearts of insecure adolescent boys with his near-total invulnerability and barely supressed berserker rage, there was Iron Man. It's pretty...
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Modesty Blaise (1966)
It's hard to believe that the production team behind Barbarella didn't decide to do their film with the idea that they'd somehow improve on...
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Ronin (1998)
Post-Cold War France is the setting for this spy film about ex-spies trying to make a living now that no one needs them anymore....
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Red Dawn (1984)
If you're wondering how much longer you'll be able to stand the "current political climate", a viewing of Red Dawn will remind you that...
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Funeral in Berlin (1966)
If From Russia With Love established one end of the "spy film" genre with its apolitical, larky approach to international espionage, and The Spy...
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The Quiller Memorandum (1966)
The Quiller Memorandum is a spy movie with a few differences from much of the rest of the genre that make it seem a...
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The Joy Luck Club (1993)
The Joy Luck Club is a tear-jerker that sometimes comes off as blatantly and shamelessly manipulative. If you can get past the manipulation, you'll...
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Adaptation (2002)
Maybe something more later, but for now we log it and move on. Outline: Nicholas Cage is great. It's from the same people who...
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Twin Warriors (aka The Tai Chi Master) (1993)
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The Spy Who Came In From the Cold (1965)
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25th Hour (2002)
One of the things I like best about Spike Lee is his exploration of the nuances of simple human different-ness and its effect on...
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La Femme Nikita (1990)
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The Killer (1989)
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From Russia With Love (1963)
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Flower Drum Song
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Critic Bites Back
Salon critic Charles Taylor is miffed that Variety EiC Peter Bart doesn't like film critics, and it gets nasty before it gets nice: "At...
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Arwen: Defender of Rohan
So, one of the huffy fan issues during the production of Lord of the Rings was the presence of Arwen at Helm's Deep which,...
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Seven Samurai
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There's Something About Mary
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About Schmidt
People grumbled and complained when Jack Nicholson refused to "act his age" a while back, so he is now and it's pretty good to...
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The Third Man (1949)
This pocket review kicks off the Winter '03 season as I have one class on "Spy Movies of the '60s" and another on "Asian-American Cinema."...
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Peter Jackson Crosses the Invisible Line
O.k... I can take "Aragorn over the cliff," I can take "Agent Elrond," I can take "Faramir the Bastard," and I can take dwarf...
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Catch Me If You Can
Catch Me If You Can, coupled with Gangs of New York goes a long way toward improving my mood toward Leonardo DiCaprio. It's a...
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Far From Heaven
The common line is that this movie is a tribute of sorts, in particular to the domestic dramas of Douglas Sirk, none of which I've...
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Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Much better than its predecessor, The Road Warrior established the basic look for much that came after it. If you see it on DVD,...
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Talkin' Faramir With Peter Jackson
One of the more hotly disputed changes from book to film in The Two Towers was the way Peter Jackson scuffed up Faramir. He's...
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Mad Max
So, in the future, in the time before everybody looks like a member of Loverboy and gets their own androgynous bike punk, the highways are...
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Pulp Fiction
O.k. It's interesting. There are some funny moments. It introduced the phrase "I'm gonna get medieval on your ass" to the vernacular. It showed...
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Glengarry Glen Ross
James Foley directs a David Mamet screenplay, which is based on Mamet's play. The cast is excellent, but the presence of Al Pacino's "why emote...
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"I Didn't Like the Elf Chick..."
.... but I did feel sorry for her when her boyfriend cheated on her. You know, the dark-haired guy." (Teenager #1) "He didn't cheat...
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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
O.k. Call it a 3.99, since it isn't as good as The Fellowship of the Ring, but it's still wonderful. Some purists are in an...
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Gangs of New York
Martin Scorsese considers New York's Five Points slum and the bloody conflict between Irish immigrants and "natives," with the climax of the film latching...
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Star Trek: Nemesis
Once upon a time, I liked Star Trek movies enough that I made opening night of five or six of them in a row....
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Brush Up On Your Tolkienology
Only five days to go before The Two Towers and you never got around to reading The Complete Guide to Middle Earth? Don't get...
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"Garbage men don't try to sell us skin care products...."
The Captive Motion Picture Audience of America is hopping mad over the tv-style ads showing before movies at the cinema. One nice part of...
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Stargate
I racked my brain trying to remember why I liked this movie after rewatching about 90% of it last night before deciding conversation with my...
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Good Gus Meeting
Got to meet Gus Van Sant, director of Drugstore Cowboy and other good movies, this evening....
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Good Will Hunting
Class Requirement. One of my classmates said he decided to do his final paper on this movie because of its near total conventionality, which I'm...
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Solaris (2002)
According to WIRED, there are some unhappy purists in the world thanks to this adaptation of Stanislaw Lem's book. My Lem reading hasn't included...
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Near Dark
Near Dark is an obscure vampire flick that both never uses the word "vampire" and rescues the whole idea from the Rice-ian "goth moper."...
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Die Another Day
The 007 franchise rises up from the tar pit, mastodon-like and lizardy and promptly collapses, smashing all of its own internal organs into a putrescent...
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anticipation.... mounting....
Popular Science devotes five pages to 'Massive', the software driving the battle scenes in the Lord of the Rings movies: Until recently, relatively simple simulations...
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Braveheart
Mel Gibson's "historical" epic has a few good moments, some good costumes, impressive battle scenes, and a 97 hour running time that takes us...
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Lord of the Rings: The Felllowship of the Ring
This movie can't go to 11 yet, because we have two more installments to go. It gets a four, though, because director Peter Jackson, confronted...
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Flash Gordon
1980 Dino de Laurentis crack at the classic serial/comics. Prepared for a plod, I was pretty happy with this one (hence the bestowal of...
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Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
1979 Glen Larson remake of the old Buck Rogers serial that went on to be a tv show for a two years. Chief distinction is...
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Dahmer
Falls short of three stars on the nonexistent pace, but it's a respectable movie that is lurid only because we all know what the...
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PuddingFlicks set up and seeded
Realizing that I'm both in class with a mandatory film-a-week diet and have a more general and standing flick or two or three a...
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Erin Brockovich
Class required viewing. I didn't want to like this one, but an hour trapped in a room with a hyper-caffeinated screenwriter convinced me that there's...
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Hookers at the Point
Rated down the middle. The director is following up on his documentary Pimps Up, Ho's Down by concentrating on the hookers this time. It's disjointed...
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Spy Kids
A fun 'family' movie from Robert Rodriguez of El Mariachi and From Dusk 'Til Dawn. Antonio Banderas does ok at self-satire, the kid acting...
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Solid three stars for a solid production. Loses some value as an adaptation by going for plot and visual faithfulness at the expense of tougher...
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8 Mile
Eminem gets rehabilitated by Hollywood. High production values. The women in this movie suck (as characters, and Kim Basinger has seen better turns). Rousing...
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Kirk saves some whales by travelling back in time. Second-favorite Trek movie. Fun for the cast. Female love interest/plot driver is so awful they should...
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Spirited Away
Animated feature from Princess Mononoke director. Gorgeous, enchanting, compelling....
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Sixth Sense
Class requirement. It becomes harder and harder to be nice to M. Night Shyamalan's work as time goes by because there's a growing question of...
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Reservoir Dogs
Class requirement. Points for novelty and atmosphere. Points off for it opening the portal to hell from which the gibbering Tarantino monkey-demon escaped....
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Film Notes: Reservoir Dogs
Part of this term's class, "Writing About Film," involves a short, "impressionistic" essay on one of the movies under discussion. I picked Reservoir Dogs,...
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Igby Goes Down
Coming-o'-Age flick with good Jeff Goldblum leching. A little Rushmore, a little Catcher in the Rye....
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Secretary
Wow. Interesting exploration of the world of sadomasochism that doesn't make fun of its subjects and allows even "non-kink" people to empathize. It's a...
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Fight Club
Troubling to hang a hat on this. "Iron John" types nod in agreement at gender warrior bullshit spewing from Brad Pitt's mouth, which either means...
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Chinatown
Class requirement. '70s "neo-noir" with Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway. Let's All Go to the Lobby...
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As Promised: Red Dragon Capsule
A promised capsule review of Red Dragon....
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PreCog Film Snark: Red Dragon
Red Dragon is about more than just being an excuse to make another sucky followup to Silence of the Lambs....
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Red Dragon
Awful. Redeemed in a small way by the cinematography, drug screaming into hell by the movie's own cultural implications and essential pointlessness....
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Pocket Review: Undisputed
I rationalized a visit to Undisputed on the foundation of two things: it's a prison movie, and it's a boxing movie. The only thing...
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