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Tom the Dancing Bug is funny, and not just because he mentions pk's OLD HOMETOWN!
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Mission accomplished: Reckoning looms in Falluja. U.S. attack, withdrawal creates "safe haven" for terrorists and insurgents. "We don't know our friends from our enemies." - "We could take the city, but we would have to kill everyone in it."
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Michigan Republicans, stifling guffaws, join Nader petition drive. Anarcho-hippie mushheads thrilled by sudden progressive groundswell, perplexed by fart balloons left on ergonomic chairs.
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9/11 Panel: "'Probably' my ass." Commission chair says Cheney has no secret Saddam/bin Laden dossier. Cheney spokesman vows to keep uncertainty, fear alive.
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BushCo internal Health/Human Services investigation: "We threatened employee and lied to Congress to get Medicare bill passed. What's your fucking problem?"